The Job knows his shirts
In case you missed the Job's comment on the previous post, here it is, with my favorite phrase highlighted:job said...
I would like to see easily ripable orange tank tops. (think hulkamania). The instructions tell you to rip the shirt every time a jam just blows your balls back.
Then fans have to buy new ones for the next show or even the next song!!!! Oh man. Genius.
BONUS: A girl version = titties.
Update: I did a mock-up of the shirt
Labels: hulkamania, Job, shirts
posted by patguy @ 11:24 AM
5 Comments
5 Comments:
Nice. Can't say I'd ever actually wear it, but it's damn funny.
so i figured out why i could never wear this tank top. i had a vague sense that it would be embarrassing to wear it, but i didn't know why--i'm not embarrassed by balls or anything. then i figure it out--if i were wearing it, i wouldn't know when it would be appropriate to rip it off, because i have no balls for the jam to blow back. so somebody ought come up with something for those of us without balls, to save us from the embarrassing situation of ripping off our tank tops at the wrong time.
There is no wrong time for a female to rip her shirt off.
Good point, anonymous. I'll get a ladies' version ready that reads:
"Instructions: Rip this shirt whenever you get the urge."
Or,
"...whenever you notice balls being blown back."
But that sounds dirtier than I intended it to.
I appreciate this design. I would wear it. I would rip it off. I would allow others to rip it off me. Balls be blown.
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