Return of the Oscillator

Hey, kids. George is back in town. And, contrary to the rumors that have been getting around, he was not setting up an international child slavery ring. Nope. As it turns out, he was being an amateur archaeologist. From what I understand, he encountered much dirt, old stuff, and Portuguese folk. I'm sure he can give you a more detailed account of his experiences. In fact, if you have any questions (e.g. "Did you find any bones, dinosaur or otherwise?", "Do the Portuguese (much like their Spanish neighbors) eat hamburgers made of pork?", "Can you make a bull shot?"), you can ask George in person this Saturday at Sylvie's Lounge. I'm sure he'll be happy to answer when he's not too busy oscillating.